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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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