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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

how much fish could a chicken

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why so serious ?

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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