- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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