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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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