If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's blue? The sky.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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