- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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