- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

think twice or at least think

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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