- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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