What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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