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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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