Want to hear a joke? No.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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