It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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