- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

knock knock Dave's not here.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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