Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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