- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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