- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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