- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Yellow People !!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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