roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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