Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

you see theres this guy.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Your're racist.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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