- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Small Penis.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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