- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's your blood type? Red.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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