Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why? Because.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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