getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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