Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Anti Joke

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