What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Sir, your wife is dead

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Okay.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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