Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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