- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Allah walked into AK Bar

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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