- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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