- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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