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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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