- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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