- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do black people eat? Food.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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