- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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