- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

I C U P White stuff

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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