teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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