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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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