- Anti Joke

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!