- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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