- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Boner

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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