- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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