Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Wanna hear a joke? no

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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