What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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