- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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