what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What fires shots? A gun

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

knock knock whos there? nobody

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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