Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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