women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A guy at a baseball game....

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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