Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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* anti-punchline

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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