What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I have cancer. And you're next.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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