- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

your face

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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