- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

angelo snyder is not ga

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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