What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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