- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Tilt your screen back .

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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