nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Immigration Laws

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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