- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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