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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Nobody cares maddie!

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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