- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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