- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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