- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

One, two, three, four and five

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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