- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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