- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

i hate non minorities!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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