Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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