Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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