- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

the sky is green no it is not

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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