- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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