- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

wenis

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??