- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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