The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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