Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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