"Knock knock" Come in!

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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