how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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