Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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