- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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